Post by Chris Pickering on Jan 18, 2014 20:46:37 GMT
The scene opens up at a fair ground we see Mike Conrad walking around looking at all the rides and stalls there's a big wheel, a roller coaster Conrad laughs at all the kids screaming when it goes upside down, Conrad walks down a little further on the cobbled surface and comes across a candy stall selling candy floss.
Conrad walks up to the stall asks the stall man for some candy floss the stall man hands some candy floss to Conrad he pays the man and continues to walk through the fair he eats his candy floss as he walks and comes up to some dodgems.
Mike Conrad: Hell yeah, I want some of that.
Conrad looks at his candy floss and throws it in the bin and walks over to que at the dodgems he stands behind two punk teenagers and there both making fun of two girls in front of them one a very cute teenager but with round glasses a little like Thelma from scooby doo and the other has short brown hair but very fat the two boys are not that great themselves both spotty little shits and dressed like something from the swamp ripped jeans and t shirts but they still continue to rip into the girls who just seam to be ignoring them.
Conrad starts to think to himself as he looks at the two boys mocking the two girls.
Mike Conrad: Dumb ass kids, They should be trying to get into the knickers not taking the piss out of them, Just wait till we get into those cars am gonna teach em a lesson and kick there butts.
Conrad smiles to himself as one of the kids turns round and stares at Conrad who then winks at the kid, The cars stop and its Conrads turn to climb in he chooses a red car the same colour as his beloved Sheffield United once again the same kid that looked at him in the que is staring at Conrad he smiles at him in a wicked way.
The other boy is in a different car and the two girls are in the same car a hooter blasts through the speakers and then some music plays Conrad then pushes his peddle and heads straight for the boy and CRASH straight into the side of the boy who was looking at him in the que.
The boy screams like mad as the car nearly goes on its side Conrad laughs as the kid is crying in his car, Conrad then turns his attention to the second kid who is going after the two girls he tries to ram the car but the girls are in but instead the girls move out of the way and he rams into the safety barrier.
Conrad then comes up from behind and the kid and slams his car into the back of him he nearly falls out of the the car and bangs his head on the steering wheel as the car jolts forward the kid starts to cry rubbing his head the girls start to laugh in the car as they drive past the kid then just as the ride is about to finish Conrad just for the hell of it slams his car into the two girls but not as hard as he did with the two boys who never really got going again after the hammering Conrad gave them with his car.
The two girls scream a little but they look at Conrad and the shout "Thanks" as they get out of the car the two boys run out of the dodgems and head out of the fair ground with there tails between there legs.
Conrad walks over to a bench sits down and and takes a cigarette out of his packer which was in his pocket lights it up and and takes a long puff and blows it in the air and starts to talk to himself.
Mike Conrad:Fucking kids, They should be shagging not taking the piss out of each other and that's just what am gonna do to the Might Tripod.
Conrad laughs to himself.
Mike Conrad:Mighty Tripod hey? Don't make me fucking laugh, Your about as Mighty as a chocolate fire guard your leader got fired one other guy fucked off and now its just little and large.
Your that stupid Angus you let that little prick manage you and you listen to him, For fuck sakes take charge man do what I do and don't take crap from anyone cos if you don't he will end up ruling your ass all the time.
And if that little shit gets in my way in our match then I will just have to take matters into my own hands and shove my size 12 boots and stick it right up his ass then I will make you kiss his ass and you know that I can do that so make sure that you keep little stumpy out off the way.
Now Dewitt, What the hell are you doing on Proving Ground that is two good for you pal.
[/color]Conrad walks up to the stall asks the stall man for some candy floss the stall man hands some candy floss to Conrad he pays the man and continues to walk through the fair he eats his candy floss as he walks and comes up to some dodgems.
Mike Conrad: Hell yeah, I want some of that.
Conrad looks at his candy floss and throws it in the bin and walks over to que at the dodgems he stands behind two punk teenagers and there both making fun of two girls in front of them one a very cute teenager but with round glasses a little like Thelma from scooby doo and the other has short brown hair but very fat the two boys are not that great themselves both spotty little shits and dressed like something from the swamp ripped jeans and t shirts but they still continue to rip into the girls who just seam to be ignoring them.
Conrad starts to think to himself as he looks at the two boys mocking the two girls.
Mike Conrad: Dumb ass kids, They should be trying to get into the knickers not taking the piss out of them, Just wait till we get into those cars am gonna teach em a lesson and kick there butts.
Conrad smiles to himself as one of the kids turns round and stares at Conrad who then winks at the kid, The cars stop and its Conrads turn to climb in he chooses a red car the same colour as his beloved Sheffield United once again the same kid that looked at him in the que is staring at Conrad he smiles at him in a wicked way.
The other boy is in a different car and the two girls are in the same car a hooter blasts through the speakers and then some music plays Conrad then pushes his peddle and heads straight for the boy and CRASH straight into the side of the boy who was looking at him in the que.
The boy screams like mad as the car nearly goes on its side Conrad laughs as the kid is crying in his car, Conrad then turns his attention to the second kid who is going after the two girls he tries to ram the car but the girls are in but instead the girls move out of the way and he rams into the safety barrier.
Conrad then comes up from behind and the kid and slams his car into the back of him he nearly falls out of the the car and bangs his head on the steering wheel as the car jolts forward the kid starts to cry rubbing his head the girls start to laugh in the car as they drive past the kid then just as the ride is about to finish Conrad just for the hell of it slams his car into the two girls but not as hard as he did with the two boys who never really got going again after the hammering Conrad gave them with his car.
The two girls scream a little but they look at Conrad and the shout "Thanks" as they get out of the car the two boys run out of the dodgems and head out of the fair ground with there tails between there legs.
Conrad walks over to a bench sits down and and takes a cigarette out of his packer which was in his pocket lights it up and and takes a long puff and blows it in the air and starts to talk to himself.
Mike Conrad:Fucking kids, They should be shagging not taking the piss out of each other and that's just what am gonna do to the Might Tripod.
Conrad laughs to himself.
Mike Conrad:Mighty Tripod hey? Don't make me fucking laugh, Your about as Mighty as a chocolate fire guard your leader got fired one other guy fucked off and now its just little and large.
Your that stupid Angus you let that little prick manage you and you listen to him, For fuck sakes take charge man do what I do and don't take crap from anyone cos if you don't he will end up ruling your ass all the time.
And if that little shit gets in my way in our match then I will just have to take matters into my own hands and shove my size 12 boots and stick it right up his ass then I will make you kiss his ass and you know that I can do that so make sure that you keep little stumpy out off the way.
Now Dewitt, What the hell are you doing on Proving Ground that is two good for you pal.
Conrad looks at some girls walking past laugh and joking and he smiles to himself.
Mike Conrad:Just like those little beauties Proving Ground is out of your league, I'm out of your league you think you good enough to beat me the man that is going to take control of Grindhouse wrestling?
I don't think so, Your that crap of a wrestler you couldn't hack on Legacy so you went down to the little leagues which is still out of you depth, Not like when I went to Proving Ground and showed them idiots down there what's it like to be in the big leagues and I kicked the crap out of them.
Webisode one was the best Proving Grounds so far, You know why?
Because I was on there, I was the main event I was the man that idiots in the arena came to see, I was the man that they were talking about at the end of the show, Do you have that effect when you wrestle Dewy, Do you?
No you don't because your just a bold headed half wit who thinks he can wrestle but in the real world the only thing that you are good for is a man that eats the dog shit that you stud in whilst you were looking through the window of some hot chick playing with your dick at the same time cos that's the only way you could get anywhere near a hot chick.
Your just one dumb asshole kick that little shit into to touch go at alone and then may be just may be you might just get somewhere in the playing ground coz you sure as hell wont get anywhere in the ring.
I mean look at yours truly, Five matches into Grindhouse and I already had a chance to get a shot at the continental champion yeah Orion got lucky but fuck he knows he was in a fight and he wont want to fight me again in a hurry.
This is why I am better then you and this is why I am going to kick the living crap out of you and advance to the next round and the next round and the next round, You get the picture fuck face. [/color]
Conrad then looks at the girls who have gone further down the fair ground takes one last puff from his cigarette stubs it out on the ground and hurry's on after them and starts to chat to the girls as the scene then goes blank.
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